Asheville MGA

Chapter Leader: Jason Willoughby

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Chapter News

  • Asheville MGA 2011 last Gasp

    October 25, 2011 - 11:41am
    Mills River NC - Back for another round of punishment, The Asheville MGA challenged the High Vista country Club for the second time and last tournament of the 2011 AVL MGA season.
  • AVLMGA- Stoic Beast 2011 Champ has the time of his life!

    August 23, 2011 - 12:48pm
    Hendersonville, NC.-   Coming of age is a story line than runs deep in the hearts of Western North Carolina Mountains and it’s people. The year was 1986 when film crew from a foreign land entered these Mountains to film a romantic movie about love, betraly, growing up, and dancing. Dirty Dancing that is.
  • AVLMGA Bratish Open 2011 just moments before hitting himself with his own ball after it took a

    July 25, 2011 - 4:42pm
    Hendersonville, NC- In a shocking turn of events 2 SFMGAers travel across the pond of America’s bread basket to take 1st and 2nd place at the 2011 AVLMGA Bratish Open.     
  • AVL MGA F.U. 2011

    June 30, 2011 - 1:50pm
    Black Mountain, NC- Congratulations go out to the 2011 AVL MGA F.U. (Freedom and Unity) Open Champion Jerome “Hallz Ballz” Hall.
  • AVLMGA Fore! 2011-annoying birds chirping during your back swing. Coupled with the smell of “crap”

    May 19, 2011 - 3:04pm
    Fletcher, N.C- Broadmore Golf links improved their Status as a premier World Class Golf destination by hosting its second official MGA tournament.       
  • AVLMGA 2011 Bastards The Winds of Change

    April 19, 2011 - 6:32pm
    Mills River, NC-. The winds of Change blew in Doug “Dirty Birdie” Good’s favor on Saturday clinching him the Win, the Hat, and the 2011 AVLMGA Bastards Championship. With a Merdie on the 3rd hole, Good set the pace and pressure was on, Beating out newcomer Jerome “Hallz Ballz” Hall by only 1 stroke.
  • Asheville MGA - 2011 Rebel Beach Am-Am

    March 15, 2011 - 2:47pm
      ASHEVILLE, NC - Congratulations go out to this years 2011 Asheville MGA Rebel beach AM-AM Champion Christopher " doc bimmer " Joyner ... after “Dirty Birdie” tried doing the math in his head and prematurely awarded “Doc” the coveted "M" and even photographed the celebration, MGA officials were quick with the calculator to correct the error, taking the "M" away replacing it with a really BIG CHECK. Joyner not only took home the money but partnered up with Jim “double Par” Hemming took home the coveted 2011 Rebel beach desk top Zen gardens.     Asheville MGA opened the 2011 MGA season with the Rebel Beach Am-Am on Saturday 12th March at Broadmore Golf links. With all eyes on Asheville, Chapter leader Jason” four Putt” Willoughby stepped up to the plate delivering the “Shot heard around the MGA world” ringing in the beginning of the 2011 season. Jim “double par” Hemmings commented “hey you almost made it to the Ladies Tee” and the fight for the 2011 MGA season was on.     Team Hemming and Joyner continued to dominate the front with impressive team trash talk but trailed by 4 strokes at end of Hole 9.     Starting off the back 9 with a beautiful 250+ drive, Hemming sealed his place in history for the longest drive of the day. To make it worse for team Willoughby and Good, Hemmings topped it off with a Meagle. Coupled along with a very impressive short game Hemmings took home the Gross award. Willoughby vowed “if Hemmings keeps hitting the green from 100 yards out, Avl Mga’s going get him a gold chain to attach to his divot fixer.”   Exhaustion and fatigue apparent Willoughby completely fell apart on the back 9 clinching the meltdown award with a 27 stroke differential. Ouch!!!     Despite his partners meltdown, Good remained consistent to clinch the Mediocre award for the day.       Age and wisdom triumphed over the youngsters Willoughby and Good who decided to skip a day at the driving range and meet at Goodwill to find matching outfits. “Yeah they looked alright, I guess, they sorta matched, but this is the Rebel beach, why do you think I wore a shirt with no collar. I’m a Rebel. And I’m Winning.. “Said Joyner During his acceptance speech..       RESULTS   AVL-MGA will be hosting The Bastards April 23rd High Vista Country Club.