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IEMGA DBI - One Blowup Hole From Victory

CORONA, CA - On 9/23/17 a chapter record 18 "golfers" attended the Douchebag Invitational at Glen Ivy Golf Club. Shots of Tequlia were taken, and refused... and the cart girl provided the rest. Everyone arrived timely and all groups went out without delay after hitting up the range and putting green... really great when everything runs smoothly. Anyways, thanks to everyone who made it out, and to the guests, hopefully you "get it" and will join up next year. As far as the tourney, Kyle wins his 2nd Tournament of the season, barely edging out Jeff "Wild Turkey" Olson by one stroke (Net). Although Wild Turkey agonized over the wasted strokes that would have gave him his 1st Big Check, he still went from 2nd to last at the MGA to his first 2nd place finish of the year and first time breaking 100 in a tourney! Congrats to both of you! The rest of us, although decent golfers capable of epic shots, can't seem to avoid that one blowup hole... I'm not going to count how many double-digit holes were carded collectively but it comes prolly comes close to averaging out to one a person. Gotta love some Mediocrity. 

Chris "Mediocre Tiger" Garcia also finally broke 100 in a tourney for the first time all season thanks to an uncharacteristic barrage of GIR's. Unfortunately several 3 and 4 putts kept him from getting that V but he still cashed in with his highest finish of the season with a solid 3rd Place. IEMGA Guest Gil, "Gilbo Baggins" came out hot shooting a 44 on the front but stumbled home with a 54 on the back for a 98. It was still good enough to win him a leftover blank check for $0.00 for the lowest guest score. To round out their 3some IEMGA Guest J-Money Moyer turned heads with his monster drives one that even reached the green on the dogleg right par 4 16th! Unfortunately Mediocre Tiger must have snuck J-Money a copy of my not so best-selling book, "How to ruin a great drive" because after the boom stick it was tough sledding into the cup. Once he's playing more regularly the short game usually improves and even Kyle might have some competition! 


Event Results

1.Kyle Rossi93$0.93
2.Jeff Olson94$0.62
3.Christopher Garcia98$0.52
4.J "far from a star" Olson102$0.44
4.Daniel Gurbada102$0.44
6.Brian Carson105$0.36
7.Lawrence Kelly106$0.31
8.Alex Rainey110$0.26
9.Ryan Kelly111$0.21
10.Mike Kemp115$0.15
11.Richard Dunham148$0.10
12.Tim MinamyerDNF$0.00