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Medio Cup Teams Revealed!

By: LuckyKick | In: World Championships | November 2, 2011 - 3:59pm

 

It's San Francisco vs. The World in this Ryder Cup-style event. Captaining the San Francisco team is last years Global Money Champion "Straight" Willie Dills. A true "feel" player with a silky smooth putting stroke, Dills will look to inspire his team with home-made techno music and constant fist-pumping.

 

What a bunch of D-Bags.

 

The World team will be captained by Zack "Mack-I-Nelly". Mack-I-Nelly is a power player who takes no prisoners on course or in life. His team will be motivated by his impressive driving distances and frightened by his lightning quick sweep-kicks. The World Team is still reeling from the news that World #1 Randy Peach decided not to play on Friday since it's his first time to Vegas and he wants to take in "the sights". It's a very Tiger-like move on Peach's part, flexing his world-ranking muscle and announcing to the planet, "it's not a major tournament unless I decide to show up." 

 

Mack-I-Nelly wearing a look that says "Are you doubting that I'm kinda long? I will sweep-kick the shit out of you!"

 

Still to be decided for each team is the captains pick. Each captain can choose only one person from the remaining cream that is stuck to to the bottom of the empty cup of talent. It's understood that they both accept bribes in the form of lotto-scratchers, gold chains and mail order brides. Get yours in early if you want to be at the front of the line for one of those spots!

 

Matchups will be announced nearer to the event once the captains decide who will play who in their quest for the Medio Cup.

 

 

San Francisco
1. Team Captain - Willie Gregory
2. Todd Benoit
3. Jon Morley
4. Bob Giosso
5. Max Lanier
6. Stacey Ward
7. Kent Jamieson
8. Mike Plemons
9. Dave Armstrong
10. John James
11. Sean Supple
12. Captains pick

The World
1. Team Captain - Zack McInelly (Seattle)
2. Steve Scheuermann (OC)
3. Tyler Newman (Seattle)
4. Tom Smith (Seattle)
5. Jerry Nuelle (Salt Lake)
6. Chris Brochu (Quebec)
7. Brian Riley (Chicago)
8. Steve Pothier (Quebec)
9. Charlie Ward (Conejo Valley)
10. Mike Mayo (Salt Lake)
11. Dan Hammond (OC)
12. Captains pick
 

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Comments (3)

By: Steve
November 4, 2011 - 12:40pm

Juan Camacho. Yes he's a Mexican that can't speak spanish, but he's good. He also used to be part of the SF chapter...he's not anymore. He's got my vote.

By: jerrynuelle
November 2, 2011 - 7:45pm

Captain Zack, I'm sure you have a lot of medios lobbying for the last spot. Pat Carter out the SLC Chapter would be a solid choice (not just because of his weight) he has been on fire lately with big drives, solid iron shots, and a red hot putter! His scores don't say much that's why I'm posting this, I've seen it. He's coming into true average form just in time for winter.