SDMGA- Sloppy Thirds for Asshole

San Diego, CA-  Even after scoring a 12 on a par 4, Brian "Asshole" Behncke somehow won his third tournament in a row.  The San Diego F.U. Open took place on June 21st but the article is just now being written.  Apparently word got around about the triple win and the Web.com Tour took notice, contacting (begging) Asshole to get on board.  Since then, he has been dealing with sponsorship offers, agents, lawyers, etc. 24 hours a day, with very little time for writing articles.

Jesse "Sandusky" Carlson again came close to winning, but fell 2 strokes short of beating Asshole.

Found this picture on my camera. (not this one, the one below)  Apparently there was a putt off between Kevin "Snowman" Marti and Mark Prickett for Most Mediocre. Mark won.

We also had 3 guest players that I'm pretty sure will NOT be back.

Great time once again.

I have more pictures but computer keeps freezing up so fuck it.