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Grab some MGA merchandise and sport it on the course. Once you've made your selections you can check out using the shopping cart checkout process.

 
Mediocre Golfer At Work T Shirt
$17.95
Warn the world that they are in danger by your mere presence. We can't guarantee anything, but this shirt can probably help keep you from getting sued since it qualifies as a warning sign. PRICE INCLUDES TAX AND SHIPPING AND HANDLING AND BOXING AND TAPING!!
MGA Ballmark FLIX Tool by CHAMP
$11.99
CHAMP makes the most badass ballmark repair tool out there and recently made an MGA edition of this tool. Use this tool to roast marshmallows, scare small children, hold your cigar, or fix that one ballmark you make per round. SHIPPING AND TAX INCLUDED!! YOU'RE GREAT INTERNET!
Mediocre Golf Association Tshirt
$16.98
**WHITE SHIRTS SOLD OUT. BLACK STILL AVAILABLE.** Simple and direct. You are mediocre at golf. Still printed by a bearded American dude in Oakland, CA; these shirts kick some serious ass. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
MGA Polo - Standard edition
$35.73
Comfortable and classy, these polos leave a little extra room to maneuver when you're breaking a club over your knee. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET! (All out of black mediums. Sorry medium sized people.)
Embroidered by an American worker at an American company and shipped using the United States Postal Service
MGA Polo - Color edition
$35.72
We're not sure if people like colors beyond black and white. Apparently people like the blue as we're sold out of that. Get the khaki shirts while they last. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
*Embroidered by an American worker at an American company and shipped using the United States Postal Service
MGA Polo - Tall and skinny edition
$35.71
Are you tall and skinny like MGA El Presidente Jon Morley? Then you'll want to order one of these fine polos. Fitted to wiry frames, these polos run a little smaller than the others and will have all the women admiring your athletic/anorexic shape. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET! (All out of black mediums. Sorry medium sized people.)
*Embroidered by an American worker at an American company and shipped using the United State Postal Service
MGA Hat
$16.89
Sport the MGA logo on a nice black hat. Adjustable to fit most head sizes (sorry ogre), this hat will class up any drunk guy wearing it as he shoots a 135. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
*Embroidered by an American worker at an American company and shipped using the United States Postal Service
i'm kinda alright TEE
$16.98
Let the world know you're kinda alright. Statement on the front, logo on the back, people are sure to know you suck at golf when they see you in this shirt. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
*Screen printed by an American worker in Oakland, California and shipped using the United States Postal Service.
MGA Belt Towel
$10.75
This smaller white towel is the perfect alternative to the giant tri-fold towel. Want a towel you can wear on your belt to clean your ball on the green? BOOM! We got you covered. And it still comes with the impeccable embroidery seen on the larger tri-fold towel. Just like the tri-fold, this towel comes with a powerful attachment hook that won't let go no matter how many times your friend tries to steal it. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
*Embroidered by an American worker at an American company and shipped using the United States Postal Service
MGA Shot Glass
$4.83
Show your loved ones you care by getting them a 1.5 oz MGA shot glass. With the classic MGA logo on the front and the HILARIOUS "Get in the hole" quote on the back, you can't go wrong with this holiday favorite. Plus, each shot glass is shipped full to the brim with Jack Daniels!* FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
*The MGA cannot be sure there won't be spillage or postal worker shots taken during the shipping process and thus will not guarantee a full shot of JD upon arrival.
MGA Tees and Ballmarker
$3.72
You're a fool if you buy these. But we'll ship em out to you. Come to think of it, these are now a collectors item featuring the old logo and web address. GET THEM WHILE THEY LAST!! FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
SEAMGA Patch
$7.12
A badass patch for a badass logo. This high quality patch is a must if you are a fan of McInelly, Regan, Harper, Englesby, etc........ Four inches tall from clubface to grips, the patch is a welcomed addition to any jacket, golf bag or prison overalls. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
SFMGA Tee
$16.98
The San Francisco MGA is the original MGA chapter and deserves a logo of this caliber. SFMGAer Mike Novak has so much talent he designed this badass logo in his spare time. We paid him in beer and greens fees and put it on a shirt. Now it is ready to be worn by you. The shirts are very soft and comfortable, because the MGA is over putting our logos on cheap crap. FREE SHIPPING! NO TAX! GOD BLESS THE INTERNET!
*Screen printed by an American worker in Oakland, California and shipped using the United States Postal Service.

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