As far as my broom takes me
Since the dark ages
Lotions and Potions, clubs to threaten small children and throw at furry animals. Balls I 'find' all over the place. Alcohol ( I don't share).
Killed a passing bird with a drive
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

09/17/201710335.8Event: Calgary The Last Gasp 2017
08/27/201711547Event: Calgary Douche Bag Invitational 2017
06/25/201711741.8Event: Calgary F.U. Open 2017
05/14/201711643.6Event: Calgary The Bastards 2017
04/23/201710532.3Event: Calgary Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Calgary The Last Gasp 20179/17/20171037th$0.26
Calgary Douche Bag Invitational 20178/27/20171159th$0.26
Calgary F.U. Open 20176/25/201711720th$0
Calgary The Bastards 20175/14/201711610th$0.2
Calgary Rebel Beach Am-Am 20174/23/20171059th$0.22
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events