Chapter:
San Francisco

5'16"
The equivalent of 740 Quarter Pounders With Cheese
624 weeks
Top Medio
Handicap
10.2
Penalty Strokes
8
Magical gnomes that grab the grips of my clubs every time I try to pull one from the bag.
Hurting my knee while trying to golf left handed.
 

Overall Rankings (2013)

5th
67th
Score AVG
89.5

Career Stats

2013
2012
2011
CAREER
Wins Top 3 Top 10 Win % Top 3 % Top 10 % Money Earnings per start
1 1 2 33% 33% 67% $1.64 $0.55
0 1 4 0% 11% 44% $2.05 $0.23
0 2 7 0% 25% 88% $4.09 $0.51
1 4 13 5% 20% 65% $7.78 $0.39
Mediocre Meltdown Longest Drive Closest to Pin Gross
0 0 0 0 2
0 0 1 0 3
0 0 0 0 1
0 0 1 0 6

Fantasy Team Rankings (2013)

Fantasy Points
1116
Team Money
$9.06
Earnings Per Start
$0.91
 

Fantasy Player Stats

Wins Top 3 Money Total Events Played Global Rank Fantasy Points Added
0 0 $0.00 0 561st 0 N/A
1 2 $2.40 2 11th 320 N/A
1 1 $2.20 2 3rd 270 N/A
0 0 $1.36 2 25th 136 N/A
1 1 $1.88 2 17th 238 N/A
0 1 $1.22 2 85th 152 N/A
3 5 $9.06 10 N/A 1116 N/A

Golf Scores

DateCourseTeesScoreDifferentialComments
05/10/2013SkywestWHITE Tees8513.7Trying out the whites for the FORE! Not much further back from the yellows on most holes, but 70+ yards back on a couple.
05/1/2013Ancil HoffmanBLUE Tees8613.2Day was kinda alright
04/25/2013LincolnWHITE Tees7410.1It's over. I'm officially good now.
03/25/2013PresidioWHITE Tees8916Went 37/36 to DQ from the Am-Am the day before and started off this round with a 50 on the front nine before shooting a 39 on the back. That's what keeps mediocre golf exciting.
02/15/2013PresidioWHITE Tees829.9I seem to be much better at golf this year.
02/8/2013Monarch BayWHITE Tees8313.337/46 Meltdown.
02/4/2013Poplar CreekWHITE Tees7911Yup. DQ'd.
11/27/2012PresidioWHITE Tees9016.9Started on the back, melted up 8 strokes.
11/7/2012Angel Park Palms CourseBLUE Tees8214.6Not too bad considering there was a 5-putt 9 in there.
10/15/2012California Golf Club of San FranciscoWHITE Tees9519.7Thanks Welder, Dan and Kent! Great round (except for 18)
09/23/2012Wyoming CCWHITE Tees9219.1Faaaaaaaaaaast greens
08/3/2012PresidioWHITE Tees8312.2Great round with Welder, Kent and Dave.
07/9/2012Peninsula CCWHITE Tees8211.8Shot a vid of every shot on my way to an 82
07/2/2012Lake ChabotWHITE Tees9122.4Round included a 10, an 8, two 7's and two meagles.
06/25/2012Menlo Park CCWHITE Tees8211.4Thanks Dan and Welder. Fun round.
06/1/2012Monarch BayWHITE Tees8313.3Shot F.U. Open promo and a damn fine round of golf.
05/14/2012San Francisco Golf ClubWHITE Tees8410.4Spoiled again by Welder. Wild tee shots and a miracle recovery game made this round a lot of fun. "Keep hitting it left Jon!" FM
05/9/2012StonetreeBLUE Tees9019.7Back nine is insanely tough at this place. Great greens though.
05/7/2012Peninsula CCWHITE Tees8413.6Melt up winner. 47/37. Crazy day of golf with 3 meagles and two 7's and an 8 on the card.
05/4/2012PresidioWHITE Tees818.7All that hard work I put into shedding those penalty strokes, undone by two good days of golf. Whatever, it was worth it for the 1 over 37 I shot on the back!
05/2/2012MetropolitanWHITE Tees8211.4Lots of shots from the wrong fairways, but that's the beauty of links golf.
04/30/2012Monarch BayWHITE Tees9121egh.
04/24/2012Poplar CreekBLACK Tees8413.7Two hot streaks in the middle of each nine added up to a good score. Still had a couple of 6's, a 7 and an 8 in the round though.
04/8/2012HiddenbrookeWHITE Tees8412.8Solid practice round for the Bastards. I'm ready now.
03/26/2012HiddenbrookeWHITE Tees8917Bastards practice on punched greens.
03/23/2012Stallion mountainWHITE Tees9725.7Let's get thy handicap back up where it belongs.
03/22/2012Angel park palm courseBLUE Tees932552/41 for the melt up award. Sitting 13 strokes behind Willie in our four round tournament now though after two rounds.
03/22/2012Angel Park Mountain CourseWHITE Tees9327.7Sunk my first putt on this entire trip longer than 5 feet during this round! Only one of them though.
03/21/2012Legacy Golf CourseWHITE Tees9221.3
02/26/2012Sharp ParkWHITE Tees798.8Nationwide tour, here I come!
02/24/2012Harding ParkBLUE Tees8311Hit a rough patch in the middle where I mogeyed two holes in a row, but I still consider it another statement round for my Fantasy Team campaign. Morley for your fantasy team 2012!
02/20/2012Franklin canyonWHITE Tees787.5Best I've ever played. Two bad shots all day went OB off the tee. Better measure my desk to make sure it can accommodate another Am Am trophy.
02/17/2012Harding ParkWHITE Tees8411.9Just getting primed for my best season ever! Mrand Slam, here I come! Had an 8 and two meagles on the back side.
02/10/2012Early FryBLUE Tees8414.7And that's with two 8's in there. Jon Morley for Fantasy Favorite 2012!
02/6/2012Peninsula CCWHITE Tees8716.3Three 3-putts, six 1-putts.
02/1/2012LincolnWHITE Tees9027.3Working my way back to true mediocrity.
01/30/2012LincolnWHITE Tees8319.8Meltdown.
01/25/2012LincolnWHITE Tees7814.4It's lincoln. But still, I like the progression I have going this year.
01/13/2012Poplar CreekBLACK Tees9322.593 from the blacks!! (which stretched the course out to a daunting 6,042 yards)
01/4/2012DelaveagaWHITE Tees10329.2Par-free since 2011!
09/30/2011Mare IslandWHITE Tees9019.78th place in Last Gasp. Missed the meltdown award by 1.
09/13/2011Rancho SolanoWHITE Tees787.9Round included a 273 yard 3 wood, a four putt, a 236 yard 3 iron and a missed par putt on hole 10 from 1 foot. It was exciting to say the least.
09/10/2011Earl FryBLUE Tees8313.7I could have won if I wanted to, but I was too busy mackin on chicks and pumpin my fist. 2011 Douche Bag Invitational, T4
09/6/2011Eagle VinesWHITE Tees8513Another great ballstriking round with 5 strokes lost to hazards. The Douche Bag will be mine!
09/5/2011MetropolitanWHITE Tees765.8Best round ever. I apologize to all MGAers for this less than mediocre score, but trust me, I still topped a few balls and 3-putted twice on my way to 76.
09/4/2011Earl FryBLUE Tees8414.7Played with Billdozer. Good times.
08/24/2011Monarch BayWHITE Tees8515.2Good chipping and decent driving insures penalty strokes for Jon.
08/20/2011Blue Rock WestBLUE Tees8413.5MGA Championship. Lost by one stroke. Had 13 putts through the first 10 holes, hit the green on 11 and 4 putted. Not sure where I lost this one...
08/19/2011ChabotWHITE Tees8920.5putter worked.
08/15/2011Earl FryBLUE Tees8717.6good putting. bad others.
08/12/2011Blue Rock WestBLUE Tees8716.2birdies and triple bogeys. couple of both.
08/7/2011Poplar creekBLACK Tees8312.5
08/3/2011lincolnBLUE Tees8217.8driver and putter good. irons non existent.
07/31/2011Burlingame CCBLUE Tees9823.7I had a 12 on the 4th hole. A 12.
07/25/2011HardingWHITE Tees8815.7Great ballstriking. BAD putting.
07/22/2011WhitehawkN/A8615.6Lots of lost balls. Great round otherwise.
07/21/2011DragonBLUE Tees10327.3tough course. at least 9 tee shots in the trees. found most of them and punched out.
07/20/2011DarkhorseBLUE Tees9117.53 putted 4 GIRS on the back nine.
07/18/2011LincolnBLUE Tees8015.13 putted 18 for an 80. Nuff said.
07/15/2011Oakhurst CCWHITE Tees9321.4Had it to four munder through 11. Got a 10 on 12 and never recovered. Stacey Ward kicked everyones ass.
07/13/2011Oakhurst CCWHITE Tees10027.6Lightning fast greens and horrible ball striking gave me the low score of the foursome containing Kent, Mike and Welder.
06/29/2011LincolnBLUE Tees8621.4Four balls OB. Three of them after hitting my drive into the middle of the fairway. Need to work on that.....
06/28/2011PresidioWHITE Tees8613Lost two balls OB, so really good round other than that.
06/25/2011Monarch BayWHITE Tees9020A 10 on number 16 might have spelled the end of my hopes of winning the 2011 SFMGA Money List.
06/13/2011Monarch BayWHITE Tees8616.2Two lost balls cost me four strokes. Other than that the round was great.
05/30/2011San geronimoWHITE Tees8816Insane pin placements and fast greens.
05/26/2011Horsethief country clubWHITE Tees8210.511 fairways and 6 GIRs make any course much easier.
05/21/2011Jack ClarkBLUE Tees8413.4Solo third at the FORE!! Championship! Only two GIRs all day and 31 putts.
05/18/2011Chuck CoricaBLUE Tees8616.6Lots of mirdies and lots of mogeys. not a whole lot of mars. Meagled the last hole.
05/15/2011Peninsula CCWHITE Tees8817.2Private country club and I was one of only four people on the course. Thanks welder!
05/11/2011LincolnWHITE Tees9329.5I shot a 93... at lincoln
05/9/2011Tilden ParkWHITE Tees8717.6Rough start. Great back nine kept me from giving up golf altogether.
05/8/2011Crystal SpringsWHITE Tees9825all over the course.
05/1/2011hardingWHITE Tees8512.9Not bad. Putter better, but not yet good.
04/18/2011PresidioWHITE Tees9117.330 putts for the claw, but only one GIR.
04/14/2011San GeronimoBLACK Tees10122.9WHY ARE WE EVEN OUT HERE?!
04/12/2011Wyoming CCN/A10934.3real good.
04/9/2011Tilden ParkWHITE Tees8818.6T7 The Bastards. Debuted claw putting grip. Looked stupid, made putts.
04/3/2011Rancho CanadaBLUE Tees8413.4Back nine specialist!
03/27/2011Harding ParkWHITE Tees8512.9Great ball striking. Bad putting. Missed 5 putts inside four feet.
03/19/2011Franklin CanyonWHITE Tees9119.3Team win at Rebel Beach AM AM with Todd Benoit
03/15/2011Poppy HillsWHITE Tees9419.4lots of fairways and greens. Lots of putts
02/14/2011LincolnWHITE Tees862310 munder through 16. Tin-cupped five balls OB on 17 to end up with a 13 on the hole. Mogey the last to finish meeven mar on the day. Classic.
02/12/2011Mare IslandWHITE Tees9019.7My 3 wood is now my favorite club. The putter and I worked out the terms of our break up by the end of the round, but it was pretty rough going on the front 9.
01/30/2011LincolnWHITE Tees8420.9MELTDOWN!!!
01/25/2011MetropolitanWHITE Tees9624.5blah
01/23/2011PresidioWHITE Tees9823.3A brisk and violent crash back to reality.
01/17/2011Peacock GapN/A8717.2This round starts my return to greatness on the MGA tour.
01/10/2011lincolnWHITE Tees8825.2The lines on the cart paths looked great!
01/5/2011Lincoln ParkBLUE Tees9126.7Driver and 3 wood were great. Too bad there are more parts to the game.
12/30/2010Earl FryBLUE Tees8313.7
12/29/2010Lake ChabotWHITE Tees8214.2
12/9/2010Lake chabotWHITE Tees8416.24 beagles on the back nine.
11/23/2010ChabotBLUE Tees8616.2not bad. kinda good.
11/12/2010LegacyWHITE Tees799.22010 MGAWC gross award winner
11/11/2010LegacyWHITE Tees9019.7
11/10/2010legacyWHITE Tees9524.4
11/2/2010PresidioWHITE Tees8613.2Not a bad score considering how bad my iron game is. great putting too with the exception of the GIR 4 putt on number 7.
10/28/2010Bel Air Country ClubWHITE Tees9016.4Even par through 5. Then, MELTDOWN!
10/27/2010Wilshire Country ClubWHITE Tees10126.3Lost at least 7 balls OB and lost 38 bucks when the max I could lose was 50. Ouch. Hoping for better tomorrow at Bel Air CC.
10/19/2010Sunnyvale MuniBLUE Tees8817back to kinda alright golf. had some good shots though.
10/17/2010HardingWHITE Tees8411.9
10/9/2010Blue Rock EastWHITE Tees8817.8Last gasp
10/6/2010PresidioWHITE Tees9823.3Golf is hard again.
10/4/2010Lincoln ParkWHITE Tees8218.7golf was fun again!! I beat Kent and Todd, 2008 and 2009 top money winners.
09/29/2010Half moon bayWHITE Tees9926.5
09/25/2010McCabe TNWHITE Tees8820.3
09/10/2010Mare IslandWHITE Tees9221.6some good drives. back to back meagles. lots of three putts and a four putt. so mediocre.
09/6/2010PresidioWHITE Tees10630.1Nice and steady all the way to 106
09/1/2010Lincoln ParkN/A9229.5
08/21/2010SunnyvaleBLUE Tees9119.9MGA Championship
08/15/2010Earl FryBLUE Tees9424.3Last place in the Hell on Wheels Invitational
08/13/2010HiddenbrookeBLUE Tees10023.7ugh
08/8/2010Harding ParkWHITE Tees9320.3
08/7/2010Sunnyvale MuniBLUE Tees9119.9played with a blind guy. seriously.
07/27/2010Poplar CreekN/A7911great putting and chipping. sorry medios
07/22/2010Pajaro valleyBLUE Tees9725Cool course. Faaaaaast greens
07/17/2010Lake ChabotWHITE Tees8719.1Bratish Open
07/13/2010Lake ChabotWHITE Tees9425.9
07/12/2010Stupid Glen EaglesN/A10327.8I hate this place

Yearly Stats

YearPlaceMoneyEvents Played
201367th$1.643
2012141st$2.059
201116th$4.098

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