So you'd like a free Lifetime Membership to the MGA huh? Well, it's possible. It aint easy, but it's possible.


STRIKE A DEAL – El Presidente Jon Morley is open to bribes and interesting ideas that help promote the MGA. Justin Slaughter earned a Lifetime Membership by getting the first MGA tattoo. All of these are one-time only deals though. So if your friend jumps off a cliff for a Lifetime Membership, text us on your way to the ground to see if we'll give you one too. Use the contact page to send your idea if you come up with anything cool. If we get a lot of funny or bizarre ideas we may publish them at some point, so keep it classy.