Four score and like 8 days ago the Medios of Madison invaded House On The Rock in a battle for a sweet blue hat, I won. The end.
Ok, I suppose I can add some details for context. My day started out with hopes of just finishing the round in the top ten. I did a scouting run a few days prior, I determined that I was going to have to survive wave after wave of kamakazi mosquitoes a rough so thick it was obvious there were going to be casualties. Starting off the round I played it safe and kept the driver in the bag in favor of more precise shots. This would prove futile as I wasn't able to take advantage of any birdie putts that presented themselves.
I somehow managed to hit only hit one ball in the woods. After taking a shot of liquid courage, charged into the mosquito infested jungle and was able to chip it back out to save bogey. My only lost ball came on 10 after a shot just off the fairway went MIA in the rough. I knew I wasn't alone in my struggles as you could hear the screams of other golfers on all flanks from what I could only assume were wayward shots and the casualties of lost balls. I heard one guy even took one to the dick, I hope his mom gets a flag.
In the end I was adding the scores and my Dad asked who was in the lead. To my surprise it was me! It was a great feeling to play in those conditions and have everybody make it back in one piece but it was an even better feeling to write my own name on a GIANT check!
-2 time Bastards champ
-Chapter Leader
-Current $ list leader
-Mike
| # | Name | "Money" |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | John Lewis (7) | $7.95 |
| 2. | Mike Sheffield (8) | $7.58 |
| 3. | Kenny Carlson (7) | $6.69 |
| 4. | Ryan Quigley (8) | $6.17 |
| 5. | Kevin Thompson (8) | $6.11 |
| 6. | Scott McRae (6) | $5.76 |
| 7. | Nick Gunn (8) | $5.63 |
| 8. | Diego Esquibel (7) | $5.58 |
| 9. | Scott Coleman (8) | $5.57 |
| 10. | Cliff Schweigert (7) | $5.55 |
