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Another year, another Bastard

Twenty-one Medios swarmed Eastwood Golf Course in Fort Myers on Saturday in search of the season's first major. After a brutal five hours of shit golf, over 2,000 swings of clubs, and a putt-off, a new champion was crowned.

After all was said and done, three players came into the clubhouse at a smooth 23 over par. Because there was no chance in hell we would be able to get in a playoff hole, a putt-off was in order. After 25-foot putts were staked out, Joe Laukaitis 2-putted his way to victory. This was the 2nd-year player's first major, and first victory on tour.

Tour rookie Chris Hunt took home the meltdown with an impressive 12 stroke difference from front 9 to back. Victor Benintende was closest to the pin, putting his tee shot about 12 feet from the pin on the 150-yard par 3 6th. And 2018 Bastards champ Tim Gunn piped an impressive shot down the middle of the 12th fairway to pick up a longest drive award.

Mediocre "action" will pick back up with two tournaments in June with The MGA Championship on the 1st and The FU Open on the 22nd.

Event Results

#NameScore"Money"
1.Joseph Laukaitis95$1.26
2.Kevin olivo95$0.77
2.doug leitch95$0.77
4.Micah Yeater97$0.63
5.Victor Benintende98$0.56
6.Chris Hunt100$0.46
6.Chris Dohrn100$0.46
8.Gary Cousineau103$0.35
9.Vincent Abbatiello104$0.25
9.Timothy Gunn104$0.25
11.Cody Brown106$0.14
12.Jon Sheene109$0.07
13.Stephen Seagly110$0.06
14.Chris Dutch115$0.05
15.Sean Hart117$0.04
16.John Septer121$0.02
17.Marcus Haupt124$0.00
18.Frank Rivera133$0.00
19.John Stischok135$0.00
20.Curtis Horton145$0.00
21.Mark Stewart165$0.00