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Another year, another Bastard

Twenty-one Medios swarmed Eastwood Golf Course in Fort Myers on Saturday in search of the season's first major. After a brutal five hours of shit golf, over 2,000 swings of clubs, and a putt-off, a new champion was crowned.

After all was said and done, three players came into the clubhouse at a smooth 23 over par. Because there was no chance in hell we would be able to get in a playoff hole, a putt-off was in order. After 25-foot putts were staked out, Joe Laukaitis 2-putted his way to victory. This was the 2nd-year player's first major, and first victory on tour.

Tour rookie Chris Hunt took home the meltdown with an impressive 12 stroke difference from front 9 to back. Victor Benintende was closest to the pin, putting his tee shot about 12 feet from the pin on the 150-yard par 3 6th. And 2018 Bastards champ Tim Gunn piped an impressive shot down the middle of the 12th fairway to pick up a longest drive award.

Mediocre "action" will pick back up with two tournaments in June with The MGA Championship on the 1st and The FU Open on the 22nd.

Event Results

1.Joseph Laukaitis95$1.26
2.Kevin olivo95$0.77
2.doug leitch95$0.77
4.Micah Yeater97$0.63
5.Victor Benintende98$0.56
6.Chris Hunt100$0.46
6.Chris Dohrn100$0.46
8.Gary Cousineau103$0.35
9.Vincent Abbatiello104$0.25
9.Timothy Gunn104$0.25
11.Cody Brown106$0.14
12.Jon Sheene109$0.07
13.Stephen Seagly110$0.06
14.Chris Dutch115$0.05
15.Sean Hart117$0.04
16.John Septer121$0.02
17.Marcus Haupt124$0.00
18.Frank Rivera133$0.00
19.John Stischok135$0.00
20.Curtis Horton145$0.00
21.Mark Stewart165$0.00