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Mr. Somsen CRUSHES the Bastards!!!

It was a beautiful day at Tijeras Creek…it was a challenging day for the South OC Medios but it was glorious for one Bastard… The 2014 South OC Bastards title goes to one pretty amazing bastard…Mr. Michael Somsen with a not so mediocre score of 88. I over heard one Medio saying “this kids not going to be a Medio much longer if he keeps playing like this”. Of course that guy was most likely drunk and we plan on keeping Mr. Somsen for the rest of his mediocre life…well until the little Somsen comes along and the wifey puts a stop to this madness…

I had the chance to have a quick word with this Bastard after awarding him his BIG check. I asked if he had any advice for the rest of us Medios who will probably NEVER win one of these damn things. Somsen said this…with a COMPLETELY strait face…

“It may seem like a GREAT idea at the time…but NEVER and I mean NEVER, pepper the group trying to putt in front of you on a short par three, even if they are Medios in the same tournament.”

Of course my response was…“ummmm…you already heard about that”.  Luckily no Medios were killed in the making of Michael Somsen’s victory….

Of course I am hoping Mr. Somsen has an AMAZING season because he is on my fantasy league...but that's just me... 

We did have this great little article written by one of our newest chapter members which was pretty cool…check it out!

http://aquanhaphoto.com/2014/04/28/mediocre-at-best/

All and all it was one kick ass day!!!!