Greg "Pipes" Piper

South O.C.

Handicap: 11.9    Penalty Strokes: 6
Top Medio
Walla Walla, WA
5'9"
220
I invented golf in one of my previous lives...
A flask (ok, I lied, TWO flasks), 7-iron that doubles as a "locksmiths tool" used to gain access to your vehicle when the keys are inside - I tried the putter for the same thing, but just like on the greens, it doesn't work. Everything else is stuff I've purchased from the Home Shopping Network Show "How To Improve Your Golf Game." (None of them work either!)
South O.C. MGA 2022 Fore! Championship - Quan and I tied with final scores of 84. Setting up a playoff for as many holes as needed. Welp, proving my mediocrity wasn't an issue. After a day of great right-down-the-middle drives... I shanked my drive into the trees; after my rendition of golf ball pinball, the ricocheting ProV1 finally stopped... I was about 90 yards off the tee box. My bogey didn't beat Quan's par.
 
Event Scores
Overall Rankings (2023)
Chapter
19th
Global
1144th
Who's Kinda Hot
989th
Score AVG
106.7
Career Stats
Landscape mode recommended
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CAREER
Wins Top 3 Top 10 Win % Top 3 % Top 10 % "Money" Earnings per start
0 0 1 0% 0% 33% $0.35 $0.12
0 3 6 0% 50% 100% $3.92 $0.65
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 3 7 0% 17% 39% $4.27 $0.24
Mediocre Meltdown Long Drive Close to Pin Gross
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 1 1 2
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
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0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 1 1 2
Events Avg. Finish (UN)Improvement
3 17.33 -13.00 Standings
6 4.33 NA Standings
9 10.83 NA
Fantasy Team Rankings (2023)
Fantasy Ranking
N/A
Fantasy Points
0
Team "Money"
$
Earnings Per Start
$0.00
 
Fantasy Player Stats
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Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
South O.C. The MGA 20235/7/202310921st$0
South O.C. The Bastards 20234/16/2023967th$0.35
South O.C. Rebel Beach Am-Am 20233/19/202311524th$0
South O.C. The Last Gasp 202210/9/2022924th$0.56
South O.C. Douche Bag Invitational 20229/18/2022892nd$0.9
South O.C. FORE! Championship 20228/21/2022842nd$1.14
South O.C. F.U. Open 20226/26/2022882nd$0.77
South O.C. The MGA 20226/5/2022956th$0.42
South O.C. Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/27/202211110th$0.13
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
20231144th$0.353
2022149th$3.926