Flyover country
Tall enough to reach the bar
Wait for what?
Lots. And still mediocre. That's not how it's supposed to work.
I bought a new set of irons once. A long time ago.
Five-putted in the 2016 MGAWC. But one was from the fringe, so mark that down as a four putt.
 
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

DateScoreDifferentialComments
12/3/20188816Event: MGAWC18 Round 2
11/9/20189017.8Event: MGAWC18 Round 1
10/6/20188410.6Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2018
09/22/20188112.4Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/11/20189220.5Event: San Francisco The MGA 2018
06/16/20189423.3Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2018
05/19/20189018.7Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2018
04/28/20188211.4Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2018
11/11/20178713.7Event: MGAWC17 Round 2
11/10/20179016.2Event: MGAWC17 Round 1
10/7/20178514.5Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2017
09/9/20178514.5Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/12/20178816.1Event: San Francisco The MGA 2017
06/17/20179017.8Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2017
05/21/20178714.3Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2017
04/23/20178917.7Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2017
03/26/20178211.7Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
11/23/20169117.2Event: #MGAWC16 Round 1
11/23/20169016.4Event: #MGAWC16 Round 2
10/1/20169320.5Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2016
09/10/20168110.7Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2016
08/28/20168515.1Event: San Francisco The MGA 2016
07/9/20168010.7Event: Madison F.U. Open 2016
06/18/2016798.3Event: Madison FORE! Championship 2016
05/21/20168413Event: Madison The Bastards 2016
04/23/20168715Event: Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
11/14/20159115.6Event: MGAWC15 Round 2
11/13/20159418.1Event: MGAWC15 Round 1
10/10/20158414.2Event: Madison The Last Gasp 2015
09/26/20158112.7Event: Madison Douche Bag Invitational 2015
09/12/20158312.2Event: Madison The MGA 2015
08/15/20159223.7Event: Madison Bratish Open 2015
07/18/20158110Event: Madison F.U. Open 2015
06/20/20158110.7Event: Madison FORE! Championship 2015
04/18/20158413.3Event: Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015
10/11/20148414.2Event: Madison The Last Gasp 2014
09/20/2014799.6Event: Madison Douche Bag Invitational 2014
08/16/20148212.8Event: Madison The MGA 2014
08/2/20148716.4Event: Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014
07/19/20148010.1Event: Madison Bratish Open 2014
06/21/20148716.4Event: Madison F.U. Open 2014
05/17/20148612.8Event: Madison FORE! Championship 2014
04/26/20148615.1Event: Madison The Bastards 2014
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
MGAWC18 Round 212/3/201895Results
MGAWC18 Round 111/9/201897Results
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201810/6/2018903rd$0.62
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20189/22/2018861st$1.35
San Francisco The MGA 20188/11/20189713th$0.07
San Francisco F.U. Open 20186/16/2018996th$0.41
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20185/19/20189512th$0.1
San Francisco The Bastards 20184/28/2018861st$1.26
MGAWC17 Round 211/11/201792Results
MGAWC17 Round 111/10/201795Results
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201710/7/2017904th$0.56
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20179/9/2017895th$0.56
San Francisco The MGA 20178/12/2017943rd$0.75
San Francisco F.U. Open 20176/17/2017967th$0.41
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20175/21/2017947th$0.52
San Francisco The Bastards 20174/23/2017973rd$0.56
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/26/2017902nd$0.64
#MGAWC16 Round 111/23/201699Results
#MGAWC16 Round 211/23/201698Results
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201610/1/201610115th$0.03
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20169/10/2016893rd$0.71
San Francisco The MGA 20168/28/2016937th$0.45
Madison F.U. Open 20167/9/2016872nd$0.84
Madison FORE! Championship 20166/18/2016DQ17th$0
Madison The Bastards 20165/21/2016912nd$0.77
Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 20164/23/2016942nd$0.68
MGAWC15 Round 211/14/201598Results
MGAWC15 Round 111/13/2015101Results
Madison The Last Gasp 201510/10/2015922nd$0.19
Madison Douche Bag Invitational 20159/26/2015891st$1.1
Madison The MGA 20159/12/2015912nd$0.56
Madison Bratish Open 20158/15/20151006th$0.34
Madison F.U. Open 20157/18/2015891st$1.18
Madison FORE! Championship 20156/20/2015891st$1.28
Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 20154/18/2015924th$0.56
Madison The Last Gasp 201410/11/2014901st$0.28
Madison Douche Bag Invitational 20149/20/2014DQ17th$0
Madison The MGA 20148/16/2014871st$0.59
Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 20148/2/2014932nd$0.28
Madison Bratish Open 20147/19/2014851st$0.55
Madison F.U. Open 20146/21/2014922nd$0.56
Madison FORE! Championship 20145/17/2014911st$0.64
Madison The Bastards 20144/26/2014912nd$0.53
(UN)Improvement
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
201866.00-1.57
201774.432.43
201676.86-4.43
201572.430.95
201483.38
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
2018161st$3.817
201746th$4.868
2016156th$3.488
201531st$5.218
2014114th$3.438