Riverside, Uuugggghhh.
Mini bottle of fernet, my grandma's baffler blades from the early 90's and a fancy driver that Todd Benoit convinced me to purchase so he can beat me on the golf course and also know that I have no money to spend on drinks at the turn.
Every time I attempt to hit a flop shot.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

10/3/20209824.9Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2020
09/20/20209923.9Event: San Francisco Last Gasp Championship 2020
08/15/20209120.1Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2020
06/27/20209623.6Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2020
06/16/201810836Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2018
05/19/20189220.5Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2018
04/23/201710027Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2017
04/24/201610026.3Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2016
08/15/20159622.9Event: San Francisco The MGA 2015
06/14/20159321.9Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2015
05/17/20158917.3Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2015
04/19/20159321.9Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2015
07/13/20149321.5Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2014
06/21/20148413.6Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2014
04/27/20149219.7Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2014
03/23/201410433.4Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014
10/6/20138818.6Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2013
09/15/20139725.8Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2013
08/4/20139622.4Event: San Francisco The MGA 2013
07/14/201310633.5Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2013
06/23/20139319.7Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2013
05/19/20139526Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2013
04/21/20139522.1Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2013
03/24/20139021.6Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2013
10/14/20129826.5Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2012
09/9/201210028.9Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2012
07/15/20129523.5Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2012
04/15/201210833.1Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2012
10/1/2011120NASan Francisco The Last Gasp 2011
09/11/201193NASan Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2011
06/26/2011105NASan Francisco F.U. Open 2011
05/25/2011103NASan Francisco FORE! Championship 2011
04/10/2011104NASan Francisco The Bastards 2011
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 202010/3/20209814th$0.04
San Francisco Last Gasp Championship 20209/20/20209910th$0.16
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20208/15/2020915th$0.76
San Francisco The Bastards 20206/27/20209611th$0.09
San Francisco F.U. Open 20186/16/201810817th$0
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20185/19/2018939th$0.29
San Francisco The Bastards 20174/23/201710211th$0.09
San Francisco The Bastards 20164/24/201610217th$0
San Francisco The MGA 20158/15/20159815th$0.04
San Francisco F.U. Open 20156/14/20159512th$0.07
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20155/17/2015903rd$0.9
San Francisco The Bastards 20154/19/20159412th$0.07
San Francisco Bratish Open 20147/13/20149312th$0.07
San Francisco F.U. Open 20146/21/2014842nd$0.9
San Francisco The Bastards 20144/27/2014929th$0.18
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20143/23/201410428th$0
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201310/6/2013884th$0.56
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20139/15/20139722nd$0
San Francisco The MGA 20138/4/20139611th$0.1
San Francisco Bratish Open 20137/14/201310634th$0
San Francisco F.U. Open 20136/23/20139310th$0.15
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20135/19/20139512th$0.1
San Francisco The Bastards 20134/21/20139512th$0.07
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20133/24/20139011th$0.08
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201210/14/20129824th$0
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20129/9/201210027th$0
San Francisco Bratish Open 20127/15/20129516th$0.02
San Francisco The Bastards 20124/15/201210824th$0
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201110/1/201112019th$0
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20119/11/20119311th$0.09
San Francisco F.U. Open 20116/26/201110526th$0
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20115/25/201110328th$0
San Francisco The Bastards 20114/10/201110425th$0
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events