Not that much
a bunch
Beer, a driver and some shit I find on the course
Knocked a bird off a perch. Broke a hose spicket. Not aiming at either.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

04/17/202111143.3Event: Pahrump The Bastards 2021
03/28/202011442.9Event: Pahrump Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
10/19/201912961.4Event: Pahrump The Last Gasp 2019
09/21/201911740.4Event: Pahrump Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/24/201910638.2Event: Pahrump The MGA 2019
07/20/201911342Event: Pahrump Bratish Open 2019
06/15/201911436.2Event: Pahrump F.U. Open 2019
05/18/201910529.9Event: Pahrump FORE! Championship 2019
04/27/201910832.6Event: Pahrump The Bastards 2019
09/15/201810935.3Event: Pahrump Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/11/201810436.2Event: Pahrump The MGA 2018
07/21/201810733.9Event: Pahrump Bratish Open 2018
06/16/201810229.3Event: Pahrump F.U. Open 2018
05/26/201810032.2Event: Pahrump FORE! Championship 2018
04/28/201810328.1Event: Pahrump The Bastards 2018
03/24/20189323Event: Pahrump Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
11/11/201710932.4Event: MGAWC17 Round 2
11/10/201711537.5Event: MGAWC17 Round 1
10/14/201711133.5Event: Pahrump The Last Gasp 2017
09/16/201710133.2Event: Pahrump Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/19/20179527.1Event: Pahrump The MGA 2017
07/15/201710128.4Event: Pahrump Bratish Open 2017
06/17/20179323Event: Pahrump F.U. Open 2017
05/27/201710433.4Event: Pahrump FORE! Championship 2017
04/29/201710534.4Event: Pahrump The Bastards 2017
04/8/20179726.8Event: Pahrump Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
11/5/201611235.1Event: Pahrump The Last Gasp 2016
09/17/201611850.3Event: Pahrump Douche Bag Invitational 2016
08/27/20169527.1Event: Pahrump The MGA 2016
07/2/201611850.3Event: Pahrump Bratish Open 2016
06/18/201610335.2Event: Pahrump F.U. Open 2016
06/4/201610739.2Event: Pahrump FORE! Championship 2016
05/22/201610436.2Event: Pahrump The Bastards 2016
05/14/201610436.2Event: Pahrump Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Pahrump The Bastards 20214/17/20211113rd$0.39
Pahrump Rebel Beach Am-Am 20203/28/20201144th$0.38
Pahrump The Last Gasp 201910/19/201912910th$0.13
Pahrump Douche Bag Invitational 20199/21/20191176th$0.27
Pahrump The MGA 20198/24/20191061st$0.76
Pahrump Bratish Open 20197/20/20191132nd$0.53
Pahrump F.U. Open 20196/15/20191146th$0.33
Pahrump FORE! Championship 20195/18/20191052nd$0.64
Pahrump The Bastards 20194/27/20191081st$0.79
Pahrump Douche Bag Invitational 20189/15/20181093rd$0.42
Pahrump The MGA 20188/11/20181041st$0.68
Pahrump Bratish Open 20187/21/20181073rd$0.48
Pahrump F.U. Open 20186/16/20181023rd$0.52
Pahrump FORE! Championship 20185/26/20181001st$0.96
Pahrump The Bastards 20184/28/20181032nd$0.58
Pahrump Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/24/2018931st$0.7
MGAWC17 Round 211/11/2017109Results
MGAWC17 Round 111/10/2017115Results
Pahrump The Last Gasp 201710/14/20171112nd$0.42
Pahrump Douche Bag Invitational 20179/16/20171011st$0.68
Pahrump The MGA 20178/19/2017952nd$0.45
Pahrump Bratish Open 20177/15/20171013rd$0.39
Pahrump F.U. Open 20176/17/2017931st$0.76
Pahrump FORE! Championship 20175/27/20171042nd$0.57
Pahrump The Bastards 20174/29/20171052nd$0.53
Pahrump Rebel Beach Am-Am 20174/8/2017971st$0.63
Pahrump The Last Gasp 201611/5/20161121st$0.49
Pahrump Douche Bag Invitational 20169/17/20161183rd$0.38
Pahrump The MGA 20168/27/2016951st$0.68
Pahrump Bratish Open 20167/2/20161184th$0.26
Pahrump F.U. Open 20166/18/20161031st$0.59
Pahrump FORE! Championship 20166/4/20161071st$0.53
Pahrump The Bastards 20165/22/20161042nd$0.42
Pahrump Rebel Beach Am-Am 20165/14/20161043rd$0.31
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events