Philadelphia, Pa
Beer from home.
Almost killed the cart girl at Palm Valley last summer when I smoked my driver almost straight sideways, into the beer cart and impacting the cushioned seat about 2" from the poor, unsuspecting cart girl. I did bruise a couple ribs as the ball bounced off the seat into her just below the fabulous pair of....nevermind. She got a $20 tip.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Phoenix FORE! Championship 20135/19/201315016th$0.03
Phoenix The Bastards 20134/21/201314117th$0
Phoenix Rebel Beach Am-Am 20133/24/201313013th$0.06
Phoenix The Last Gasp 201210/7/201214316th$0.02
Phoenix Douche Bag Invitational 20129/9/201215213th$0.06
Phoenix The MGA 20128/19/201213110th$0.23
Phoenix Bratish Open 20127/8/201214216th$0.02
Phoenix F.U. Open 20126/10/201214816th$0.02
Phoenix FORE! Championship 20125/20/201211111th$0.19
Phoenix The Bastards 20124/22/201211713th$0.06
Phoenix Rebel Beach Am-Am 20123/25/201212916th$0.02
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events