DC fool
aprx 6 feet 2
goal 190
20 years in, and still just as shitty since I started
GRENADE!!! you'll see. Some irons, wedges, and other shit
Once threw my putter at a rabbit scampering across the fairway. 1 in a million shot hit him right in the head. After that he proceeded to do backflips for 5 or so minutes. He ran into the sagebrush after that, so don't call the humane society.
 
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

DateScoreDifferentialComments
11/16/20198412.5Event: MGAWC19 Round 2
11/15/20198816Event: MGAWC19 Round 1
10/13/20198615.7Event: Las Vegas The Last Gasp 2019
09/8/20198813.9Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/11/20198212.6Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2019
07/14/20198914.6Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2019
05/19/20198915Event: Las Vegas The MGA 2019
04/7/20198717.9Event: Las Vegas The Bastards 2019
08/19/20188516.6Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/5/20188213.4Event: Las Vegas The MGA 2018
07/8/20188411Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2018
06/3/20188312Event: Las Vegas F.U. Open 2018
05/20/20188413.9Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2018
03/4/20188914.8Event: Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
10/15/2017819.1Event: Las Vegas The Last Gasp 2017
09/10/20179522Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2017
07/16/20178512.9Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2017
06/11/20178412Event: Las Vegas F.U. Open 2017
05/21/20178412Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2017
04/23/20178412.6Event: Las Vegas The Bastards 2017
03/19/20178718.3Event: Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
11/23/20168915.5Event: #MGAWC16 Round 1
11/23/20168814.6Event: #MGAWC16 Round 2
11/5/20168613.9Event: Las Vegas The Last Gasp 2016
10/16/20168412Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2016
09/4/20168512.2Event: Las Vegas The MGA 2016
07/3/20168714.9Event: Las Vegas F.U. Open 2016
05/29/2016808.1Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2016
05/1/20168412Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2016
04/24/20168613.9Event: Las Vegas The Bastards 2016
04/3/2016797.9Event: Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
Event Finishes
(UN)Improvement
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
201969.33-2.50
201866.83-2.83
201774.000.88
201684.88
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
2019550th$1.967
2018391st$2.566
201749th$4.87
201689th$4.099